Wednesday, October 17, 2007

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

Apple co-founder, Steve Wozniak on the red carpet with Kathy Griffin. This is highway robbery! I'll guarantee you she has gun to his back. How does a guy go out, make billions of dollars and choose to be with a loud mouth beast like Kathy Griffin.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

WHEN WILL THEY GET IT?

Rapper T.I. was arrested in Atlanta, GA. T.I. is accused of having his bodyguard purchase weapons for him over an extended time period. His bodyguard got pinched during his latest attempted purchase and he is spilling the beans. In other words, T.I. is Fu(K3d.

Notice to all successful rappers: You were born in the hood but you have money now! Yeah, that green paper isn't just for tossing up in the air at strip clubs. You can actually use it to buy a house in a nice area, where you won't need to buy enough guns to take down Baghdad! Also, once you move to the nice area, leave the trouble makers from your neighborhood where you found them.

It's shocking isn't it. Try it. You'll probably have a peaceful life!

Friday, October 12, 2007

THOSE DAMN BOOTS

Britney Spears entering Neiman Marcus after appearing in court. Of course she's wearing those same sorry @ss boots. I hear they cost her over $1,000 but that's no reason for a multi,multi,multi-millionaire to wear the same hideous shoes everyday.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY

The newlywed Pam Anderson on the red carpet at Virgin America Airline's party. She doesn't look pregnant, married or very feminine to me in these pictures.

BUTTER FACE


Richard Branson invited Kyla Ebbert to his party in celebration of Virgin America Airline's first US flight. You may not recognize her but Kyla is the girl who was recently removed from a Southwest Airlines flight for wearing an outfit deemed inappropriate. I'm sure she's a nice girl but she should definitely take a shot at Howard Stern's "Butter Face" contest. In case you're unfamiliar with the "Butter Face contest", it's where girls with good bodies and horrible faces compete pageant style. I call this girl a Brown Bag special.

CALL ME A VEGAN


This video is pretty graphic! Wow, I think I just became a vegetarian. My roommate who happens to be a Vegan paid me $100 to watch this video before I ate my lunch from KFC. He offered another $100 if I could eat my 3 piece after watching. Of course, I'm $200 richer but that's probably the last time I'll eat meat.

NOT AGAIN


If you know Britney Spears please tell her to stop wearing those damn boots. Those things have to stink by now. Here's the uncensored pic, Holy Moly!


Wednesday, October 10, 2007

TOTAL PACKAGE

I don't know who this guy is but you have to be a bad MotherF$3keR to go to a party dressed like this. There's so much pressure for someone like this to have the total package. You can't possibly show up dressed this fabulous(Finger Quotes) and leave the valet at the end of the night driving a Hyundai. His name is Malik Sterling and he attended the book party for Patrick McMullan.

OPPORTUNIST

I know rehab is very serious but it's the perfect place to meet rich, vulnerable women. Lindsay Lohan is pictured with her new boyfriend, whom she met at rehab and there is no way in a devil's hell she gives this guy a shot under any other circumstance.

WEED MAKES YOU LAZY

Nick Cannon and Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner at the wrap party for MTV's 'Pageant Place'. Is it just me or does Nick look like he hit the Bong one time too many?

43 GOING ON 18

The Backstreet Boys appeared on MTV's TRL in Berlin, Germany. These guys need to get a life. If you didn't save enough money from that bogus run in the 90's, get a real job. Go pass out samples at Ralphs or try telemarketing. Whatever you do, leave the teenage girls alone.

Tuesday, October 9, 2007

POOR MAN/RICH MAN


The Poor Man celebrates his birthday with a $10 birthday cake. Steve Stolman (The Rich Man) eyes a kilo of caviar in celebration of his 50th.

Monday, October 8, 2007

SHE GETS IT FROM HER MAMA

VH1's I love New York2 began a new season tonight. I don't know who's crazier, New York or her Manly mama?

Sunday, October 7, 2007

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger but she ain't messin with no broke.... Musician Brian Yale and his wife Sarah attend the 12th annual Andre Agassi Grand Slam for Children event at MGM Las Vegas.

REPEAT OFFENDER


Naomi Campbell attended the Hermes fashion show in Paris. I'll give her less than a year before she B!tch slaps someone else.