DOUCHE BAG SAY WHAT?

Audrina Partridge of MTV's The Hills and her boyfriend, Justin Bobby. Her dad must be really proud.

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

Elizabeth Taylor and her new boyfriend. If this guy can date Elizabeth Taylor and keep a straight face, he should seriously consider poker as a profession.

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF CELEBRITIES(PETC)

Lindsay Lohan is the latest victim of Celebrity Fake Hair Testing. Help us stop this cruel yet usual practice. You saw what Celebrity Fake Hair Testing did to Britney Spears. Contact your local stylist and voice your opinion.

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

Obviously he's The Rich Beast but this wasn't an easy decision! I almost called this one a draw! She was definitely saved by her liquid (filled) assets.

WITH Or WITHOUT

I think we all know which version is better. As a wise man once said, " if you roll in trash you start to stink".

BEFORE & AFTER

For some odd reason the Simpson sisters become complete trolls while dating dorky rock stars. Fall Out Boy is a great band but Pete Wentz is having a negative affect on Ashley's appearance. I'll give this relationship another 6 months. Max!!!

MARK ECKO BRANDS BALL

Clothing tycoon, Mark Ecko launched a website Vote 756 to help him decide the fate of Barry Bond's record breaking homerun ball #756. The votes are in and the ball will be branded with an asterisk prior to entering the Baseball Hall of Fame.

Some call it a noble cause but I call it a
d!ck move. I along with every other logical person believe that Bonds took Steroids but I still think this was a selfish act disquised by an Expensive stab at Barry Bonds.

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

I know based upon the event these two attended they probably have money but there's absolutely no beauty to be found here. I'm forced to call this one a draw. Two Rich Beast!!!!

YUNG JOCK & T-PAIN BRAWL

According to Yung Joc, he and Hip Hop artist, T-pain were involved in a brawl while celebrating his birthday in London. I'll spare you his full quote and simply paraphrase. Young Jock paraphrase, "We was poppin bottles and this chick was hangin tough until her man came over to the VIP. The ho's boyfriend hit one of T-pains managers with a wine glass and I took my chain off because I knew it was going down........... Long story short our bodyguards kicked the guys @ss. Therefore, I have to make it seem as though T-pain and I kicked his @ss so I don't lose my street cred."

Some people try soooooooooooo hard!

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF CELEBRITIES(PETC)

Taking pictures of preganant women in bikinis would normally get you arrested but if it's a celebrity, snap away.

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

This one's for the young nerds who can't get laid in a whorehouse on nickel night. I must admit I heard some comedian use that joke but it's still funny.
Nothing levels the playing field quicker than a few million dollars. Keep hope alive.

MISSED TRIAL

The jury is hung and Phil Spector manages to dodge a bullet(unlike his unlucky victim). How the h$ll did these two dumb@sses skate murder charges when they're both obviously guilty?