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The Backstreet Boys appeared on MTV's TRL in Berlin, Germany. These guys need to get a life. If you didn't save enough money from that bogus run in the 90's, get a real job. Go pass out samples at Ralphs or try telemarketing. Whatever you do, leave the teenage girls alone.

POOR MAN/RICH MAN

The Poor Man celebrates his birthday with a $10 birthday cake. Steve Stolman (The Rich Man) eyes a kilo of caviar in celebration of his 50th.

SHE GETS IT FROM HER MAMA

VH1's I love New York2 began a new season tonight. I don't know who's crazier, New York or her Manly mama?

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger but she ain't messin with no broke.... Musician Brian Yale and his wife Sarah attend the 12th annual Andre Agassi Grand Slam for Children event at MGM Las Vegas.

REPEAT OFFENDER

Naomi Campbell attended the Hermes fashion show in Paris. I'll give her less than a year before she B!tch slaps someone else.

THE END IS HERE

October Fest which attracts more than 6 million (Drunks) visitors has ended with the firing of the handguns after a fortnight. If you're looking for new reasons to drink way too much beer, there's still a long football season ahead.

IT'S OFFICIAL

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are married! I'll be shocked if they make it 3 weeks.

BEANIE GETS A BAD RAP

Rapper Beanie Sigel is Arrested for the unauthorized use of a rental car. Beanie allegedly rented a Nissan Altima from Payless Car Rental in Philadelphia and kept the vehicle for over 3 months .

Payless reported the Nissan stolen on September 6, even though they continued to charge Beanie's credit card. Maybe I'm wrong but how can a rental car be considered stolen when it's being paid for????

HERE COMES THE BRIDE

Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon are rumored to wed in Vegas this weekend. Rick, before you say I do take a look at the picture I posted called "The Morning After".

There's a good chance it will sway your decision. Lets just say that if Pam's looks were financial documents they would be labeled as FRAUDULENT. You'd be better off marrying one of the girls from the Bunny Ranch.

LIL WAYNE BEHIND BARS

Rapper Lil Wayne was arrested early Saturday morning in Boise, Idaho for being a fugitive. Good Luck Lil Wayne and leave the weed at home next time.

TRANSFORMER

Pam Anderson is what I call a transformer. The pictures are self explanatory.

O.J. GETS HIS ROLEX BACK

In case you missed it, O.J. Simpson was in Las Vegas to get his $hit back and upon his arrest the lawyers for the Goldman family seized the (pictured) Rolex. Unfortunately for the Goldmans this $hit is fake.

The fake Rolex is worth about $100 and must be returned to O.J. Simpson because it falls under an exemption in the civil judgement.

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF CELEBRITIES (PETC)

Perez Hilton sporting a black eye at the Really Awards. For those of you who hate Perez, you'll be disappointed to hear the black eye is just

make-up.

BEAUTY & THE RICH BEAST

At least he doesn't have to buy her a Halloween mask.

BRITNEY SPEARS LOSES IT

Britney Spears has lost custody of her two sons to K-Fed. Now I wish someone would convince her to lose those lame ass boots she wears eeeach and eeeeevery day.